3rd
Too Many Tic Tacs
So we are walking out of the movie Knocked Up (great flick with a veritable who’s who cast of “where do I know him/her from”) when my wife offers me some Tic Tacs. I haven’t had Tic Tacs in years and Orange was never my favorite but okay. So I popped four in my mouth. It was pleasant for a minute, running them over my tongue, remembering the flavor from my youth and that Orange was never my favorite. But then it got boring. Four of them bouncing around in there, tapping my teeth,sitting on my tongue. They began to break down, the coating cracked and finally I chewed them up. And I couldn’t help thinking… two Tic Tacs would have been nicer.